The Hearse Song

Did you ever see the hearse go by?

And wonder which demigod’s destined to die,

Gods wrap him up in a bloody sheet,

And bury him down about six feet.

They’ll put him in a big, black box,

And cover him up with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week,

Then his coffin will start to leak.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,

The brain comes tumbling down the snout

They’ll eat your eyes; they’ll eat your nose,

They’ll eat the jelly between their toes!

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *